- girl: babe come over
- boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
- girl: my parents aren't home
- boy: I know
i fucking hate tumblr so much seriously
you guys are always like “i want equality!” except gay people are better than straight people and women are better than men and poc are better than white people and trans people are better than cis people
if you claim you want equality, but put someone down because they’re privileged, that doesn’t make you an advocate for equality, it makes you an asshole
i dont chase after men but if he has tattoos and muscles a bitch just might power walk
If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live
So it’s officially been a year since Mari and I made these blogs. We got to talking and have both been meaning to celebrate reaching follower milestones (30k and 3k!) But considering it’s our anniversary, we decided to celebrate with what brought us closer together: Legolas and Aragorn! And to do that, we’re hosting a joint giveaway!
The prizes are as follows:
- Both Legolas and Aragorn T-Shirts (Winner chooses size!)
- United Cutlery Fighting Knives of Legolas
- Sterling Silver Ring of Barahir
- 20” NECA Legolas Figure
- 20” NECA Aragorn Figure
- Sterling Silver Elven Brooch
- Prancing Pony and Green Dragon stein glasses
So here’s how it’s gonna be (AKA The Rules!):
- Since this is a follower appreciation giveaway of sorts, you must be following me and Aragorn!
- No giveaway blogs! (We will check!)
- Reblog to your heart’s content! (Just be polite and try not to spam.)
- Likes count!
- Keep your ask box open so we can contact you with the good news!
- Any questions regarding the giveaway are to be sent to me (Legolas).
The giveaway ends August 31st, 2014! We will select ONE lucky winner via random number generator.
We are willing to ship anywhere in the world!
Thanks for following, and good luck!