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emotionally manipulative things you should never say to people:
- "i would kill myself without you"
- "everyone leaves me, don’t leave me like they did"
- basically anything that guilts the other person into staying in a relationship with you
- Sydney: Tourist attractions with amazing beaches. Don't go out west though unless you want to get shanked.
- Melbourne: Shopping, coffee, AFL, Frankston is the big no-no.
- Brisbane: Gold Coast and theme parks. Don't you fucking call it BrisVegas! It's a pretty shithole
- Adelaide: The Great Australian Bight. Nothing else.
- Darwin: Crocodiles, snakes. Shit all but red dirt.
- Hobart: Beautiful scenery. Incest.
- Perth: Amazing beaches, rich cunts. Don't go to the end of the train lines.
- Canberra: Parliament. That's it.